Damn cold

Man, that cold knock me down, dragged me around like a sack of dead fish, held me up with one fist while it went into my chest and had me hacking up chucks of my lung that looked like spoonfuls of oatmeal, slapped me around until my nose was screaming, threw me down again and stomped on my head until I couldn't swallow Tylenal fast enough.

Then it hit everyone else in my family, hard, except my dear sweet daughter.

Oh, did I mention that she had a tiny cold first, and gave the worst of it to the rest of us???