Thoughts of Halloween II

Never told this to my wife (or anyone for that matter) Years ago, late one night just before Halloween I was watching "Psycho" to get in the mood. As usual I had the lights off for effect and after a few beers I got up to get something to munch on. I grabbed a box of Reeses Peanut Butter cereal and was just shoveling in handful after handful. I remember wondering if there was a prize at the bottom and after reaching down to feel for it I noticed my hand was itching. I wondered what the hell was going on as scratching it wasn't helping so I flipped on the kitchen light and nearly had a stroke; my arm was covered almost up to the elbow in water ants (those little brown ones) and my face had ants roaming all around on my lips and cheeks.

It was the single most revolting moment of my life. I was even afraid to throw up because I didn't want to see how many ants I'd eaten. I brushed my teeth in the dark for about a half hour and then used a gallon of mouth wash. Then I had two more beers to try to forget about the whole thing.

Moral of the Story: Always take a quick peek and look at what you're eating, and unless it's supposed to be moving, maybe stop.